That’s “bottle opener” not “corkscrew” because, as you all recall, we’ve already covered how to open a wine bottle using only a handy wall and a finely-made pennyloafer.
Start with: one bottle of imported, yummy beverage (beer is used for demonstration purposes, but any non-twistoff metal capped beverage will work, Orangina or Newcastle Brown, we’re equal-opportunity drinkers in the Manolosphere) and one piece of paper.
You may doodle on the paper if you wish, but not passionately. Structural integrity is important!
Now fold as demonstrated in this video, leverage against your fingers, and wallah! Apply contents of bottle to back of throat and enjoy!
Of course, if you’re lost without your accoutrements, we recommend one of the following:
The multifunctional carabiner bottle opener, very useful on your next expedition, even if it’s only to the mall.
If that’s not your style, how about this one:
This sleek bottle opener