It's a wonderful life, is it not?
Greetings from a bar stool of misery! Some of the more perceptive of readers may have noticed a scarcity of raincoaster lately, and you’d have been right. I’m off for an indefinite, but probably short period of time dealing with an uppity liver (imagine! I’ve never given it any trouble!) and will be back to posting as soon as I can whip it into shape. In the meantime, you’ll have to do my drinking for me: can I count on you?
The Henry-sphere has been worried about you, raincoaster. Your finely tuned expressions of spleen make the day complete. That liver of yours acting up just when holiday madness is reaching a peak. It’s got some gall!
Comment by Mr. Henry — December 12, 2010 @ 9:04 pm
You’re telling me! And then I go and register http://youwantapieceofme.wordpress.com to make millions selling “Human Pearl Jewelry” only to find out they don’t give you your gallstones anymore! Where in hell am I supposed to find material now? Anybody know a crooked pathologist?
Comment by raincoaster — December 12, 2010 @ 9:42 pm
Dammit woman! Why are you giving away our business plan?!? I have contacted interested parties. There is also the foreign supply base to look into. I know I am supposed to be the silent partner but how can I do business when you are so mouthy?
Comment by Jennie — December 13, 2010 @ 12:01 am
Wishing you a speedy recovery, raincoaster! And I’ll be happy to do your drinking for you — being the new kid on the team means paying your dues, right?
Comment by La Petite Acadienne — December 13, 2010 @ 8:30 am
Get well, darling, Raincoaster.
Comment by Manolo the Shoeblogger — December 13, 2010 @ 12:18 pm
Wishing you a snide but quick recovery.
Comment by Erik Nabler — December 13, 2010 @ 3:32 pm
Oh man, feel better, my friend.
And you must have done something pretty bad to piss of that liver of yours.
Comment by Glinda — December 15, 2010 @ 1:31 am
I think it is just a case of “payback is a bitch”.
Comment by Erik Nabler — December 15, 2010 @ 1:58 am
Word, my brother. Word.
Comment by raincoaster — December 15, 2010 @ 9:02 pm