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July 6, 2013

Stop the Presses: NIGELLA IS FREE!!!1!

Filed under: Celebrity,Chefs,Food Porn,Foodies — raincoaster @ 10:49 pm
Nigella wins her freedom AND Breast Supporting Dress

Nigella wins her freedom AND Breast Supporting Dress

Gentlemen, start your saucepans: Nigella Lawson and her complete enema of a billionaire are getting a Dee-Vorse! Here’s his whole snively, double-talking, non-apology statement. Nigella is too busy fielding calls from Prince Hot Ginge and George Clooney to be bothered issuing a statement.

Charles Saatchi statement

The next time this guy goes in for a heart transplant, let’s try to make sure he gets one, okay?

And I’m giving this the Food Porn tag because a) I know some degenerate out there is going to fap to it and b) well, two more reasons, scroll up.


  1. So, do I just give leave my phone number here and you’ll get it to her or…?

    Comment by Scott — July 7, 2013 @ 12:20 am

  2. Honest to god, Raincoaster, tell me you yourself wrote the above. He didn’t, did he? Is he really that…..

    of course he is.

    Comment by SarahHeartburn — July 7, 2013 @ 12:41 am

  3. Hooray for her!!!

    Comment by BusyBee — July 7, 2013 @ 7:37 am

  4. Where do I sign up …

    No more hightailing to the Food Network, but without Paula Deen, there’ll be no more snipefests with Tony Bourdain. Guess I’ll resign myself to watching repeats of her looking AWESOME on “The Taste” …

    By the way, Saatchi? Ya sure ain’t Satchmo, that’s for sure.

    Comment by fotoeins | Henry — July 7, 2013 @ 3:24 pm

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