Which would you rather?

Celery pills, because who wants to EAT the damn stuff?

30 days’s worth of celery pills for the sake of your cartilage OR
Wanton pork! Come up and soo-ey me some time!

Be honest. Who doesn’t like a good wanton pork now and again?

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5 Responses to “Which would you rather?”

  1. Jennie November 8, 2010 at 5:47 pm #

    How did you freakin know I was in dire need of Wanton Pork!!! Thank you!!!

  2. La Petite Acadienne November 8, 2010 at 8:41 pm #

    Every perle represents the medicinal value of 26 POUNDS of celery?

    Impressive.

    But how do they taste in a Caesar?

  3. raincoaster November 9, 2010 at 1:18 am #

    I shall see if I can dig up some that haven’t expired yet and will report back. Personally, it reminds me of the time I read in Cosmo that eating a stick of celery was MINUS ten calories, because of the energy it took to chew, so you should just eat celery all day to lose weight.

    Still not worth it. Give me a good wanton pork any day.

  4. Michael November 10, 2010 at 6:34 pm #

    Phthalide

    http://www.highbloodpressureinfo.org/benefit-of-celery.html

    It works by relaxing smooth muscles in the vessel walls causing them to dilate and allow blood to flow more easily.

  5. raincoaster November 10, 2010 at 7:01 pm #

    But red wine works the same way, and is much more fun!