Sunday Food Porn: Blueberry Pancakes

Blueberry Pancakes

Blueberry Pancakes

Look st the blue of those blueberries! I dunnno about yours, but ours are a much darker hue. One begins to suspect some Instagram/HD shizz going on in the IHOP. Excuse enough to revisit George Carlin’s epic Blue Food rant.

I often wonder why there’s no blue food. Every other color in well represented in the food kingdom. And don’t bother me with blueberries; they’re purple. The same is true with blue corn and blue potatoes. They’re purple. Blue cheese? Nice try. It’s actually white cheese with blue mold. Occasionally, you might run across some blue Jell-o in a cafeteria. Don’t eat it. It wasn’t supposed to be blue. Something went wrong.

 

2 Responses to “Sunday Food Porn: Blueberry Pancakes”

  1. April June 18, 2012 at 5:12 pm #

    Your excellent writing is enticing! Love it so much!! :)

  2. raincoaster June 18, 2012 at 10:35 pm #

    Thanks, April! You’re always so sweet.