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Schlocolate! | Manolo's Food Blog

Schlocolate!

Karl Lagerfeld and his chocolate lapdog

Karl Lagerfeld and his chocolate lapdog

It’s not as if Krazy Karl ever, you know, eats (or at least he doesn’t swallow), but he has designed an all-chocolate hotel room, including a solid chocolate (and apparently quite startled) roommate modeled on his own pet, Baptiste Giabiconi. He’s a pretty fellow, but really is a pity about the melasma. Still, I would recommend not just a condom but a full-body wetsuit if you’re going to get down and dirty with Blackface Boy here.

2 Responses to “Schlocolate!”

  1. aurumgirl April 29, 2011 at 2:23 am #

    I feel like I’ve crossed a line just having seen that. It is something I want to un-know.

  2. raincoaster April 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm #

    This is definitely an outtake from the kind of porn I don’t even want to know exists. Somewhere just out of shot there’s a white unicorn that’s about to be deflowered, I just know it.