Hip Hop Turkey is pardoned.
Let me ask you seriously: what would your Thanksgiving turkey have to do to win a pardon from you? I mean, NO TURKEY FOR YOU THIS YEAR. You’ll make do with sliders, or Filet o’ Fish sandwiches, or tofurkey instead of that lovely, lovely bird with the tasty, tasty drumsticks. You still get the stuffing (dressing, technically), the mashed potatoes, the rest of the holiday hooplah, but no turkey.
For me to go without turkey, that bird would have to…get this man to call me. And not collect, either.
My turkey would have to cook the dinner and do all the cleanup. Then I’d have meatloaf instead.
Comment by igirl99 — November 24, 2010 @ 10:40 am