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Manolo's Food Blog » Turkey http://manolofood.com Manolo Loves the Food! Thu, 20 Feb 2014 11:01:52 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.14 Happy Thanksgiving, Yankistan! http://manolofood.com/happy-thanksgiving-yankistan/ http://manolofood.com/happy-thanksgiving-yankistan/#comments Fri, 29 Nov 2013 08:39:14 +0000 http://manolofood.com/?p=2531 From me up in Canuckistan and Gary Oldman back in Blighty, I hope your Thanksgiving was filled with love, happiness, family, friends, pumpkin pie, turkey, stuffing, and definitely none of that sweet potato pie/casserole crap, which is just what Southerners have instead of decent carbohydrates.

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Turkey a la Kardashian http://manolofood.com/turkey-a-la-kardashian/ http://manolofood.com/turkey-a-la-kardashian/#comments Wed, 27 Nov 2013 12:22:27 +0000 http://manolofood.com/?p=2522 Turkey a la Kardashian; it's all natural! We swear!

Turkey a la Kardashian; it’s all natural! We swear!

Unlike the Kardashians themselves, Turkey a la Kardashian is at least comprised of biodegradeable materials. And it’s not high maintenance: a couple of lemons under the skin is as spicy as this dish likes to get! Five minutes and you’re good to go, although we understand certain chefs may prefer to spend a lot more time with the butter and the spice rub.

Then of course there is this season’s biggest hit, the Twerky.

Miley Twerky

Miley Twerky

Now THAT is food porn.

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Happy Thanksgiving! http://manolofood.com/happy-thanksgiving/ http://manolofood.com/happy-thanksgiving/#comments Fri, 25 Nov 2011 07:29:27 +0000 http://manolofood.com/?p=1967 Happy Thanksgiving from Megyn and John

Happy Thanksgiving from Megyn and John

Don’t be left in the past! Recipes are constantly evolving.

Chimpsharktypus

Chimpsharktypus


Stories about turducken are old hat. This year’s hip new entree is chimpsharktypus.
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Quote of the day: the Gouvernator http://manolofood.com/quote-of-the-day-the-gouvernator/ http://manolofood.com/quote-of-the-day-the-gouvernator/#comments Thu, 25 Nov 2010 17:53:48 +0000 http://manolofood.com/?p=1077 Well, it's not implants at least

I love Thanksgiving turkey. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Commando Curves

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Paula Deen on Thanksgiving, Vegetarianism, and that butter scene in Last Tango in Paris http://manolofood.com/paula-deen-on-thanksgiving-vegetarianism-and-that-butter-scene-in-last-tango-in-paris/ http://manolofood.com/paula-deen-on-thanksgiving-vegetarianism-and-that-butter-scene-in-last-tango-in-paris/#comments Thu, 25 Nov 2010 02:48:03 +0000 http://manolofood.com/?p=1072 Paula Deen on Dancing with Butter!!!

Paula Deen on Dancing with Butter!!!

Happy Holidays, y’all! Here is a lovely little interview from Vanity Fair, in which that li’l pat of sunshine Paula Deen holds forth on Thanksgiving etiquette, doggy bowel movements and their relation to the Survival Principle, and the infamous butter scene in Last Tango in Paris. You must read it. No, you MUST, y’all.

A snippet:

Do you have a Thanksgiving recipe that’s made entirely out of butter?

Just butter? I don’t know. I guess you could unwrap a stick of butter and pour a bottle of jam over it. That might be tasty. But I wouldn’t want to serve it to my family at Thanksgiving.

You are the Butter Queen, right?

Yeah, I have been called that. I do love butter. I don’t care what you’re fixin’, butter makes everything taste better.

I’m assuming your butter enthusiasm has nothing to do with the movie Last Tango in Paris.

I don’t think so. Do they eat a lot of butter in that film?

Well, they don’t eat it exactly.

What did they do with it?

[Long pause.] Uh… I don’t think I know how to explain it without embarrassing both of us.

Is it something dirty? [Laughs.]

You could say that, sure.

Does it have something to do with how your wife got pregnant?

Actually, no. You have the wrong … It’s a different, you know… It’s lower down on the … [Long pause.] Wow, this is amazing. You’ve actually turned the tables on me. I’m flummoxed!

Well honey, you’re the one who brought it up.

Here’s what I can tell you. Marlon Brando used butter in a slightly more intimate way than you do on your Food Network shows.

Ooooh. Well I will definitely check that out.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to awkwardly change the subject.

If you need to.

I think that poor interviewer has the vapors!

butter neptune and mermaid

Like buttah

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Pardon me? http://manolofood.com/pardon-me/ http://manolofood.com/pardon-me/#comments Wed, 24 Nov 2010 16:23:52 +0000 http://manolofood.com/?p=1069 Hip Hop Turkey is pardoned

Hip Hop Turkey is pardoned.

Let me ask you seriously: what would your Thanksgiving turkey have to do to win a pardon from you? I mean, NO TURKEY FOR YOU THIS YEAR. You’ll make do with sliders, or Filet o’ Fish sandwiches, or tofurkey instead of that lovely, lovely bird with the tasty, tasty drumsticks. You still get the stuffing (dressing, technically), the mashed potatoes, the rest of the holiday hooplah, but no turkey.

For me to go without turkey, that bird would have to…get this man to call me. And not collect, either.
Viggo, CALL ME!

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