Looks like somebody wasn’t content with a stocking full of coal this Christmas!
Perhaps it was simply an Oregonian grinch, overcome by Christmas spirit, and determined to provide hostess gifts to a whole town of thirsty Whos.
In any case, we’ve got an APB out on WHOever borrowed an unsecured forklift and used it to bash through the wall of a general store, then burgled the store. The entire take: Beer. Nothing else. Just beer.
From the comments section of the original report comes a clue:
merlyn December 27, 2010 at 12:13PM
I guess they needed the forklift because they didn’t like lite beer. Must have had an eye on the dark porters or stouts.
So, on the one side: Crime = Bad. On the other side: Oregonian beer = very, very good. If the take turns out to be Bud Light or some swill, however, I say we throw the book at them.